GARVY

Would you take a million dollars if there’s a snail always following you?

Would you rather be hot and bothered, or hot and watered? (context you’re a cactus)

Would you rather kiss a dog that’s just brushed his teeth or a girl who doesn’t believe in the Rwandan genocide?

Imagine you’re the ruler of the moon, who would you moon first?

If you could kill me would you?

Would you rather be pretty or pretty dumb?

Would you rather be pretty or pretty gay?

Would you rather spill a little coffee on your table or eat a sandwich with poo inside it?

Would you rather be Sri Lankan or just your ugly stupid self?

Picture the hottest person you can imagine. Now picture the ugliest person you can imagine. Now answer honestly. Are you racist?

How many of the following words do you know the definition of without looking it up? help, i, am, trapped, in, the, concept, of, this, punchline, save, me.

If you were Chinese, would you like Pokemon or Digimon better?

Would you box Floyd Mayweather for a trillion dollars but you only get the money if you die? (stolen from clint's chat)